Since a lot of Bruce Arians hate has been floating around the G-status today, I thought we could pool our efforts here for posterity reasons. I'll go first:
Bruce Arians borrowed your car and gave it back with the gas light on.
Bruce Arians promised to bring the tap for the keg, then came late to the party and told you he forgot it.
Bruce Arians ate your leftover lo mein, the one that you were so psyched to eat late night.
God I hate you Bruce Arians.
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bruce arians thinks chris berman is funny
bruce arians parks in the handicapped spot
bruce arians looks at porn on your computer
bruce arians will not hold the elevator for you
bruce arians does not change the toilet paper toll
bruce arians schedules you for meetings at 4pm on fridays
bruce arians snores so loud it keeps his neighbors awake
bruce arians sneezes on you in the subway
bruce arians phone rings during the movie
bruce arians never buys the next round
bruce arians nevers give you a turn with the new video game.
bruce arians regifted your birthday present
Bruce Arians LOVES Juno.
Bruce Arians thought "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" was the best in the series.
Bruce Arians thinks Carlos Mencia is the best thing EVER.
Bruce Arians is a Yankees and Cowboys fan.
bruce arians lets his dog poop in your yard
bruce arians' password is a common dictionary word
bruce arians saw the midnight showing of twilight new moon
BRUCE ARIANS ONLY EMAILS IN CAPS LOCK
bruce arians used to be a telemarketer
bruce arians chews with his mouth open
bruce arians eats all of the m&ms out of your trail mix
bruce arians enjoys bud light soley for its drinkability.
bruce arians loves flo from all the progressive commericals.
bruce arians mixes popcorn with freshly open bags of pretzels.
bruce arians takes morning dumps that last one hour ruining any hope you had in showering.
bruce arians wrote and recorded my aphrodite.
Bruce Arians loves Festina Pêche
hahahaha good one joey!
Bruce Arians hates free hot dogs at happy hour.
Bruce Arian's favorite Will Smith movie is Hitch
bruce arians checks out with 13 items in a 12 items or less express lane
bruce arians drives a Gremlin and named it Gizmo
bruce arians collects Garbage Pail Kids cards
bruce arians gives 2 pennies and takes 1
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