Wednesday, August 25, 2010

C'mon Gaga. You Look Crazy With That Shit.

C'mon son. Gaga what are you thinking with this video. You know I am a big fan. And this song is kickin', and hopefully sneaks under the radar at upcoming weddings??? Anyways, you don't always have to be batshit crazy.

You know what Mariah would've done with this video? White sandy beaches, maybe some playful spy action storyline, lacy white sheets, fancy undergarments. She keeps it relevant and hot. Case in point.

Gaga let me just point you in the right direction. Even you can shred, and you don't even know it.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

A Book for Middle Schoolers - Review

I accidentally bought this book on Kindle after Carmina recommended a book called Heat. This was not that book, which I figured out 10 chapters into it, as it was super corny. Highly recommended for some 6th grader who likes sports and sportsmanship. Not good for kids who are actually major league prospects, cause those motherfuckers need to forget about books and get back to do doing pushups in the sauna room.

One thing amazing about this book is that he is able to fit the entire usual story book ending stuff in like 5 pages. It's like been suffocated with warm kittens, it's too much too soon. Also, I cannot believe I finished this book. I hope this was helpful to you.