Really Dumb People

Overheard in squirrel hill brueggers:

Lady #1: "I should see some of the [Oscars] best picture nominees."

Lady #2: "Yeah, I really should see 'There Will Be Blood.'"

Lady #3: "No, no. I hated it! Too dark for me. I didn't really get it. But you know what was great? Juno!"



And then I threw my everything bagel at her face, high fived the cashier, and chugged a beer next door at silky's.