Never has more been on the line.

Tensions have never been higher. Double or nothing from the last matchup featuring a powerpoint presentation and custom sundae.

MC Back on the Scene!

Pretty good, kinda rapper heavy. Could be a great 'rally the troops' jam when flags are wavering. MC showing some age, maybe because of Nick Cannon sickness stress?

Hey! Look at me guys!

http://ascelibrary.org/doi/abs/10.1061/%28ASCE%29IS.1943-555X.0000122

Overheard in...

Just outside of Richland, WA headed to the airport. 4:50 AM on a Sunday.

Dad: Hmm. Not much traffic.

FINALLY

Expected Value of Pens Season

With Tanger going down and Sid maybe getting better, I've nailed down three scenarios:

1) Sid and Tanger come back, great chance of winning the cup (5%).

2) Tanger or Sid comes back, good chance of winning the cup (20%).

3) Neither are back, solid chance of making conference finals (75%).

Let's attach levels of producing happiness to these outcomes. From 1-10 where 10 is an awesome cup winning experience where Sid spinoramas to Geno for the one-timer to win in OT game 7.

1) 9

2) 7

3) 4

Expected Value: 9(.05) + 7(.2) + 4(.75) = 4.85 oof.

Maybe I'm a snob, but I just want to see my dudes crushing out there. Even if it's just Sid or Tanger out there and we get to the cup, I'd be sad that I wasn't watching all the awesome dudes getting after it out there.

Alright, hopefully this is the end of the pessimist posts for this stuff. Next 2 weeks will be big for the team.

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